God Doesn’t Want Me to See Paul Simon

I was pretty sure God didn't want me to see Paul Simon.

I bought two fourth-row tickets to see Paul Simon at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville — The day they went on sale. I paid way too much for them. Three months later, I'm laying in bed in sweats one Tuesday night when I read in real-time on Twitter—"Just saw the legend, Paul Simon, tonight at the Ryman Auditorium."

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     ❤️Affair of the Heart ❤️

As I gazed into Rick’s hypnotic hazel eyes, the T.V. screen disappeared, and the whole world made sense. I cannot adequately express the force of raw love jolting through my eleven-year-old veins. But, for the first time, I knew why I was on Earth: to marry this man.

He would be the poetic justice to my sad and shitty life.

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To All the Dogs I've Loved Before 

My favorite dog I've ever had is Girlfriend. I've come to learn that your love-meter with a pet is kind of a mutual thing. Girlfriend is 75% French Bulldog, 12.5 Pug, and 12.5 Boston Terrier, AND 100% super-freak. She's the craziest, funniest, most unpredictable dog I've ever known. They say dogs emulate their owners… so I don't know what that says about me.

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Writing with John Legend

In 2013, My husband, Chris and I got set up to write with John Legend. I definitely knew his name but didn't really know any of his music. It was late summer and he came over to #AimeelandStudio to do a night write. One of his background singers was also writing with us…

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Meeting Augusten

April 29, 2008 I was in the Big Apple, working on my memoir. I was super excited to go to see one of my favorite authors, Augusten Burroughs, do a reading of his new book, A Wolf at the Table, but the night had other plans.

I flagged down a cab in front of my hotel and plopped down in the backseat. The sweaty, agitated driver made a weird grunting sound— then barked something at me.

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The Story of "Poison and Wine"

“Poison and Wine” by the Civil Wars is my favorite song my husband #ChrisLindsey ever wrote for me. I remember the day it happened— there was a writer's retreat (when a group of songwriters show up and get split into groups and write in random combinations. It's kind of like speed dating, except you come out with a song.

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Writing My Book

I could write a book about the crazy shit I've gone through while writing my book, Talking to the Sky. It's been a 13 year soul-testing, heart-wrecking, mind-bending journey through the process.

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PUNCTUATION CAN SUCK MY #!!& : )

I hate punctuation… I'd kick it's little ass if I could. Punctuation has been FFF-ing up my life up for over thirty years.

I got my first diary on Christmas Eve when I was eight years old— the same night, my dad shot himself. From then on, I wrote endlessly… a stream of consciousness… using my own little flow of dots and dashes.

As a kid, we moved constantly. I changed schools 8 or 9 times before fifth grade — so I missed compound sentences, comma splices, and conjunctions completely.

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